He may look as sweet as Aunt Mabel's
Rubarb Pie, but - believe us - Herr Maus is the Demon Seed! With a ruthlessness that would
make James Cameron
cringe, he has ripped out the hearts of web designers everywhere, only because they were silly enough to ask
to be considered for The Screaming Mouse!
Since he hasn't exactly been forthcoming as to how he decides who gets his Ja,
and who gets his Nein, Me, Cousin Ed, and The Boys shanghaied Herr Maus from his
posh digs inside Mel Gibson's
liquor cabinet, and dangled him in front of a bunch of hungry alley cats.
Needless to say, the gutless wonder began singing like a canary! Hence, we are finally able to present...
The Screaming Mouse Set of Standards:
Eins -- Friendli-ness: Do you need a PhD in Computer Science just to get around?
Zwei -- Being-ness: Why is this Bozo wasting your time?
Drei -- Bitchin'-ness: If the layout makes Herr Maus want to "roll around in moldy
well, that's like a Blessing from the Pope!
If you would like to nominate a site, click on Grampa and give
us a yell. Who knows? You may get famous. Or you may get rabies!